A serious-eyed seagull leans over a navy-clothbound hardback — feathers pale ivory and slate, beak tipped lemon — and across the spread of pages the title "Pooping on People" runs in scarlet block letters. The teal-cyan field behind reads pure designer-collection deadpan-humor frame, breezy beach-house colorway.

Printed behind tempered glass, the saturated teal-cyan field, navy book and scarlet typography stay vivid, the painterly brushwork keeping its rich gallery edge, the polished surface lifting the bird-humor parody into gallery-quality designer-collection art.

A bold accent for fans of conversation-piece humor, coastal homes, and statement designer-collection portraits — a modern bathroom, a powder room, a half-bath, a beach-house guest washroom, a creative loft, a coastal living room, or any wall that wants its art posed in seagull-meets-textbook deadpan.